No - not me (obviously - ha ha - yes let's just get that one out the way now)

Tonight's "Dispatches - In God's Name" on Channel Four had a scary nutter with the word "jesus" written boldly on a bit of A4 stuck to the ceiling above his bed in order to stop him wanking! I am merely paraphrasing - if you listen/listened carefully, that is what he is saying, albiet rather coyly. Actually if you really listen to what is being said - I'm pretty sure he is referring to an early morning hardon and thinks it is sinfull to "have thought's" (he's obviously not in too much danger then!) and that it is bad to release his sperm with no purpose (presumably the not under wedlock thing come into it too somewhere along this weirdo's way of thinking) - "ev-ery sperm is sacred, ev-ery sperm is great, when a sperm get's wasted, god get's quite irrate" - Python.

There are some real crackers in this edition - the woman who predominates so far is a type I've met before - more interested in herself then anything else she 'proclaims' to be.